There is this theory I have

That began as a thought

But— one moment mom—

It may be a long shot

 

See what I think

Is—GET OUT OF MY ROOM—

That people ought to—

Fine, you can borrow my shoes!

 

It’s very important, though,

To keep in mind somehow

No matter the outcome I—

Yes! I’m going to bed now

 

So let me tell you it now—

My light is turned off!—

I’ll start by saying…

Oh shoot, I forgot.